Random things
Last night, I watched my husband headbutt a spider on our bed. To kill it. Granted, it was only a tiny little spider that would probably have been eaten by one of two cats within the hour, but still. I freaked out a little and started looking for something to kill it with, but I also didn’t want to smear spider goo on our bed. As I’m panicking about what to do, aforementioned husband comes in, looks at the spider, looks at me, looks back at the spider — and then slams his head down onto it.
I. almost. lost. my. shit.
It was probably an effective method, but we never recovered a spider body, even after a thorough search of bed and head.
He is like the Criss Angel of spider extermination.
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Also, found a mummified banana in my desk drawer the other day. It looked exactly like this:
Only with a few spots of fuzzy mold. God only knows how long this poor soldier stayed hidden under the pile of folders in my drawer.
I’m working on another one as we speak.
Posted May 13, 2011 at 12:59pm
